So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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