we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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