he shaved USA in his pubs
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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