I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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