No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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