I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize