oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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