Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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