Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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