Tell her she can't have a vagina
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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