I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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