um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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