how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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