The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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