The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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