thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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