I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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