Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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