distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
