im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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