We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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