I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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