it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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