hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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