3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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