In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I want to fling myself into the sun
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
