but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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