Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think my mom watched the whole time
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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