I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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