so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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