Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
