Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I am available for nakedness
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I love you.
Bad choice
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