I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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