vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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