is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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