i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Alive.
So much puke
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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