I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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