I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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