ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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