True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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