absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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