I'm drive I can fine osifer
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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