She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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