I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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