Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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