i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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