I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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