i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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