I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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