laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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