How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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