Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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