i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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