Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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