god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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